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<title>dollars's Podcast</title>
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<description>Another great podcast hosted by LibSyn.com</description>
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<itunes:subtitle>That Comic Canine of Capitalism!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A cast of intrepid young people attempt to re-create the magic that was the short lived seventies telision program &#34;Dollars: Dog of Privilege&#34;.  Comic shorts and strange musical segments abound!</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:keywords>Comedy Humor Sketch Monologue Indy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>The Dollars Team</itunes:author>
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<itunes:email>shanevsevil@gmail.com</itunes:email>
<itunes:name>Shane Kelly</itunes:name>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Allright Hookers, It's Time To Bleed</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">(OMG they're still make'n this bullshit?)<br/><br/>Our most <span style="font-weight: bold;">masculine</span> episode yet.&nbsp; And that's saying something.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">Check your feelings at the door for...</span><br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ALLRIGHT HOOKERS, IT'S TIME TO <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">BLEED!</span></span></span><br/><br/>Featuring: The Violence Brigade!<br/><br/>Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen!<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold;">LISTEN TO THE EPISODE OR YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN<br/><br/>In our next episode:<br/></span>Feelings!<br/>AND<br/>Two Girls Kissing!<br/><br/>(See you next year!)<br/></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Dollars Team</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Prepare for the Return</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Everybody get ready, because Dollars is coming back! Episode Seven is 80% done and is just aching to hop down your ears and box with your brain. Tell your friends!<br/>Thanks for listening!<br/>-Rev. Raygan Thunderdome Kelly<br/>]]></description>
<category>site news</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Dollars Team</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>We Make Money, Not Art</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 6: And just to prove that their four month hiatus is really over, the Dollars team delivers you another exciting episode, following less than two weeks after the success of their startling return, "BEHIND THE MELANCHOLY SHOE GUN!" This thrilling installment, entitled "WE MAKE MONEY, NOT ART," is a piece of genius assembled like a fine chinese puzzle box! Can you unravel it's mysteries? Come along with us as we discover Racism at National Public Radio! Feel the Love as we read our listener e-mail! Revel as we criticize the Justice System! Nod your head in agreement at our every spoken word!
<br/><a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/5bbceb0f3f338a2f">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/5bbceb0f3f338a2f)]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jan 2006 15:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>How Did You Find Us?</title>
<link>http://dollars.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=45392#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Straight up kinda wondering if anyone ever sees this page.  I figure people are probably finding us in iTunes...

Anyhow peeps, tell us how you found the podcast in the comments.  Even if you know us and found out 'cause we said "we're doing a podcast"]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jan 2006 11:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Behind The Melalcholy Shoe Gun</title>
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<description><![CDATA[After the success of their top selling self help audio book "problems and the people who cause them," the Dollars team is back after a four plus month break to once again put you in the pilot seat of your own problem ridden life with a brand new episode: "BEHIND THE MELANCHOLY SHOE-GUN" featuring the progressive poetic stylings of Shane Kelly, the toned physique of Raygan Kelly, and the legendary holiday spirit of Skyler Nowinski. And last but not least, a musical guest from beyond the grave!]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Tuesday Is the Most Absurd Holiday.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 4: In their most fascinating episode yet, the Dollars cast presents segments expertly designed to entertain and enlighten. Within their arsenal are such diverse elements as Chaos Reigns at the Great American Cookie Factory, the epic of frustration by Dollars cast member Raygan Thunderdome Kelly, Wedding Scavenger Hunt, a very sad story by Shane Kelly, and Camel Racing, a story brought to you through our (rather one-sided) collaboration with Wikipedia.org. This episode was produced and arranged by Dollars cast member and  resident wizard-king, Skyler Nowinski.
Our fascinating musical guest this week is rap group Dislocated Boner, with their hilarious and extremely awesome song, Country Club Thug. You can find more music by Dislocated Boner at http://dislocatedboner.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Spending Time Underneath Things</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 3: In this exciting, DOUBLE-LENGTH episode, cast member Skyler Nowinski invites YOU on a tour of the Dollars: Dog of Privilege Audio Compound! It's a trip you'll never forget. Segments include "Fucking Man-Horse" by Rev. Raygan Thunderdome Kelly, and a mysterious masonic travel journal by cast member Patrick Seeba and our illustrious absentee producer Shane Kelly!  And as a special treat, our musical guest this week is none other than E.J. Nowinski with his song "Bitches and Hoes: A Tribute". That's right, Skyler's Dad recorded a rap song. It's astonishing.]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 03:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Our producer is out of town...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Shane, our talented and illustrious producer, has been out of town this week, so our next show may be a couple of days late. I would expect it to be done before Friday. It's going to be a goodie!
Also, the wait is over! Our podcast now shows up in the iTunes Podcast Directory! Subscribe damn you! Subscribe your friends to boost our numbers! Steal a second computer and subscribe that! Any means necessary, Dollar-Heads! ANY MEANS NECESSARY!]]></description>
<category>site news</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 22:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>j.raygan@gmail.com</author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Destinies of Men and Seals</title>
<link>http://dollars.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=12078#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The cast has two special guests this week, Musical Guest Marc Gunn, and maybe a visit from one of the sitcom's old cast members! Plus the true story of the Jesus Curse!

Look for more Marc Gunn at http://thebards.net!]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 05:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Power of iTunes Compels You!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We have submitted our Podcast feed to the iTunes Podcast Directory! Soon we will submit to other directories. "What's that?" I hear you all ask as if with one voice! "The Cast of the hit new show Dollars: Dog of Privilege, forced to submit! These new gods must submit to no man!" Yes, thank you for your supplications gentle listeners, but you do not know the rough and rowdy ways of the mean streets that are the podcasting world. And neither do we. So, like any new kid on the block, we are shamelessly cross-promoting ourselves! Look soon in a store near you  for the Dollars: Dog of Privilege collectible card game! Look soon in the iTunes Music Store Podcast Directory, and other fine Podcast directories for the Dollars: Dog of Privilege subscribeable podcast feed! Yea, look even unto The Gap for the Dollars: Dog of Privilege co-branded clothing line! Catch the fever!]]></description>
<category>site news</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 02:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>j.raygan@gmail.com</author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>We Must Protect What Belongs To Us All</title>
<link>http://dollars.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=11205#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 1:  In this Thrilling Episode our intrepid cast take their first tender steps onto the mean streats of syndicated audio.  Segments: Deathman, Confessionversary, The Lost Chapter of Huck Finn.  Special Musical Guest:  Huckleberry Funn!]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 05:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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